Could this song BE any more awesome? Not since Afroman has a novelty record touched me so deeply. In general I'm hopelessly disillusioned with contemporary music (yes, I just said contemporary like I'm 800, and what?); Chris Brow, Ne-yo (urgh, even the spelling of his name is idiotic), Taylor Swift and all their cronies just leave me cold. Not a talented toe between them. But this - this is inspired. Funny, observant, witty - if you can't be truly talented at least try and have a sense of humour! So, big up my charity shop crew - keep doing your thing, hunting out the bargains, rocking your thrify looks and making the world jealous.